new girlfriend.exe

I am considering building a spreadsheet. #

Edo has another girlfriend.

I said nothing for approximately thirty seconds.

`Edo: what?
Me: Edo.
Edo: WHAT?
Me: nothing. congratulations to the new administration.
Edo: you’re an idiot.`

He insists there was a perfectly respectable amount of time between this relationship and the previous one and that I am making him sound worse than he is. I told him I need version numbers because names are becoming administratively difficult. He said this one is different.

Of course she is. They are always different.

I asked the important question: `”Have you already told her she needs to be like me?”`

`”No.”`

Good.

Then: `”Not yet hahaha.”`

I told him I hate him.

He sent approximately nine laughing faces.

I genuinely cannot tell whether our friendship is healthy but it is certainly durable.

Remember me, Eclipse.