the shoes were a mistake

I regret nothing except approximately the last three hours of footwear. #

Bought shoes this afternoon. Wore shoes tonight. Shoes are beautiful. Shoes are also instruments of medieval punishment. Both statements can be true. Hikari told me in the shop that they looked uncomfortable and I said `”They’re fine.”` This was based on walking approximately seven metres on carpet. Scientific methodology excellent as always.

The night itself was worth the suffering. House early, techno later, Yuri making fun of me because around two I finally admitted my feet hurt. He offered to say `”I told you so”` on behalf of Hikari. I threatened him. He bought me water. Relationship restored.

Remember me, Eclipse.