diplomatic relations restored

peace negotiations involved one apology and one mp3. #

Edo and I made peace. Technically he apologised first, so I would like history to record that accurately. He said he understood why I was angry and promised he would stop telling girlfriends they should be like me. Then, because he cannot remain emotionally sincere for longer than approximately forty seconds without experiencing physical discomfort, he added, “You’re still awful for blocking me.” I told him I could block him again if he missed the experience.

Then he sent me a track and apparently this is how international diplomacy works in our friendship. No flowers, no treaties, just `”sorry”` followed by an MP3 that takes twenty minutes to download.

We’re fine.

For now.

Remember me, Eclipse.